Commander, we’ve just intercepted a transmission from the front, and it might hold a key in victory over the Phyrexians. It looks like the translation is coming in now…
*TRANSMISSION BEGIN*
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ORGANIC THAT EXPIRES BEFORE BECOMING COMPLEAT?
A: A DECAYING VOLUME OF INCONSEQUENTIAL BIOMASS! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
